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August 24, 2016 1 min read

You Might Be A Hippie If ...

Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.

You've ever put a flower is someone's hair.

You child is named after a celestial object.

Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes.

Breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless.

You compost or grow your own.

If you have ever held a lighter and a banana at the same time.

You carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet.

If you have ever driven a school bus with a Volkswagon van welded on top.

You're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy.

If any of your children have " Hummingbird " for a middle name.

You are or have been a vegetarian.

You don't object to being labeled a hippie.

There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.

Half your furniture is bean bags.

You volunteer your time. 

You're always getting pulled over and searched , and you're white.

You shop organic. 

Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you.

You conserve water when brushing your teeth. 

You name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.

You roll perfect cigarettes.

You're still waiting for those flashbacks.

You serve, stop and direct traffic to save an animal.

People you never met before ask if you can get them some weed.

You think 'All You Need Is Love' was written by Ghandi.

You do Yoga.

You can fall asleep in the mud under the rain.

You trespass onto private property to pick flowers.



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